THE MESSAGE featuring Rocks (@TreesEnjoyer)
Brother Rocks came to Poolhouse, having recently been moved by the Holy Spirit, with a commandment from the LORD:
“We are to create an episode together, Reverend Pool,” spaketh Rocks, “for it is the will of Heaven that it is so.
And this episode bears the name: THE MESSAGE, for our recording is marked with the indelible codes of the Holy Spirit. So mote it be, Amen.”
Poolhouse nodded, and thrice stomped his white tourmaline staff upon the studio floor. “In Christos lux – so mote it be, Amen!” (2 Bethesdans)
**SCHIZO-DRIP MODE ACTIVATED** Open Your Heart, Free Your Mind, and Ready Your Soul…THE MESSAGE is an invigorating, affirming, and truly inspired conversation that is super-charged Love with the essence of the Holy Spirit.
Poolhouse is joined by Brother Rocks, a right-wing conservative anon, devout traditional Catholic Zoomer, and photographic-memory savant with an encyclopedic recall of 1980s pop culture. Rocks and Poolhouse coming together is like two rabid street-corner preachers—one from a weird Jesus-UFO cult and the other from a militant Latin Mass order—trying to out-schizo each other with escalating prophetic download speed, before suddenly locking arms and going full tag-team oracle mode in a joint holy-rolling slayfest for the ages.
Poolhouse and Rocks are two Hi-Functional Heroes, here to fraternize, harmonize, and sermonize in epic radio covenant. The spiritual backbone of this episode is THE MESSAGE, an ultralight high-beam sermon delivered by Brother Rocks: a bold and moving testimony rooted in divine communion, ecclesiastical study, autistic clarity, and musical revelation
Brother Rocks’ sermon prompts Poolhouse to go full TV evangelist, offering up his own prophecy for our Times, and makes a stunning case for what he calls a “historically agnostic Christology.” The two explore themes of spiritual realignment, linguistic sorcery, the vertical/horizontal cross as cosmic schematic, and the divine martyrdom of Whitney Houston.
Plus: the righteous fat-shaming of rwbbs, the mathematical holiness of Pet Sounds, and the dangerous beauty of pop as sacred transmission.
This is some next level, octolectical “8D” theology. The paranoid political style has never been more all-American.
You are now entering the neuro-divergent zone…
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PROGRAM NOTES
Johnny 5, the robotic star of SHORT CIRCUIT (1986):
The B-52’s - Whammy LP (1983) - vintage American pop art cannon:
my apologies to treasured mutual / internet hottie blakes_online if I’m the one who introduced Rocks to your page. but….at least now you know his cyberbullying comes from are loving and righteous place.
And you know what? I think this is actually heading for a happy ending…we all just want the best for OUR Blake! 😤
CHAPTERS
(0:00) - schizo drip mode activated
(2:46) - vox cybernetica
(5:40) - welcome Rocks
(11:33) - Karen Carpenter nationalism
(15:24) - A Hagiography of Brother Rocks
(22:45) - World War 3 culture (the sacred value of pop art)
(28:22) - Rocks on sacred memory (the well of souls)
(36:22) - Poolhouse on the calling of the Spirit
(39:06) - The Message: a Brother Rocks sermon
(1:02:51) - Whitney’s Ascension
(1:09:51) - Z-Axis (4D Chest)
(1:14:31) - Poolhousean syncretic christology
(1:20:56) - The Message II (and a Poolhouse prophecy)
(1:28:27) - Rocks Lobster / Outro
DJ POOLHOUSE - EPISODE MIXTAPE
Backklash Theme - KLF / Nina Sky - Move Ya Body (Poolhouse Edit)
The Who - See Me, Feel Me
Dr. Luke - HH Honcho (Poolhouse Edit)(bumper)
Whitney Houston - I Wanna Dance With Somebody (12” Dub Mix) / How Will I Know (12” Dub Mix)
Hall & Oates - I Can’t Go For That (Black Market Dub)
Madonna - Open Your Heart (Ciao Italia 1988 Version)
Mr. Mister - Kyrie
The B-52’s - Song for a Future Generation
Mylon LeFevre & Broken Heart - Crack the Sky
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