Charon from Heaven is clearly a kindred spirit of our beloved DJ POOLHOUSE. Charon, a “bitchy millennial goth” and BPD art MILF, has a poster’s wit that embodies a sense of mischief and revelry with the stylish sensibilities of an aging 1940s Hollywood glamorpuss who is about to heading into the studio to cut a kitschy disco record. She’s the kind of girl who won’t tell mom if the babysitter’s dead, as long as get the dishes done.
Charon recently posted about her substack piece on “The Way That I Feel” by Adrian Gurvitz, an obscure funky 70s deep cut bop that was appreciated both Poolhouse and Charon alike. Charon was already on Poolhouse’s shortlist of Potential Future Guests, and he rightly understood their shared love for Gurvitz’s rare disco cut as an absolute sign that she was meant to be invited into the Backklash Extended Kinomatic Universe.
As we do around here, this episode has a little bit of everything. First we meet Charon, a discerning midwestern antivax art & literary enthusiast, former grindcore impresario, and den mother/podcast co-host to two sweet wiggers.
Philosophical questions are wrestled with, as host & guest unpack what it means to live according to your values, especially when they don’t align with a libtardcentric, covidian paradigm that is subscribed to by your peers…how Charon manages to be based and still be beloved by scene bros… do MILFs actually have to be moms.. was the Phantom of the Opera a f—gg-t, and more. Mid-journey, Charon & Pool unlock an impromptu, kaleidescopic disco history jam session, before Charon turns the tables on Pool and pins him down on the Octolectics of it all, his favorite producers, and the divine power of DANCE.
Think you can you keep up? Of course you can–you’re a backklashista, not some AP history flunky.
So get in loser, we are setting the Poolhouse starship on cruise control, and drifting away to the Heavenly disco that exists beyond all space and time, in a Terpischorean moment of transcendent bliss, in the realm that exists beyond Beyond…
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the post that inspired this episode:
guys, I am not lying, Charon is a phenomenal writer, go subscribe to her page NOW!
Charon said “WHERE IS MY [homosexual svengali] MAN?”
Get you a gay svengali who is deeply suspicious of most women and other gays:
That Network speech Poolhouse is always quoting:
Episode Mixtape:
White Town - Your Woman (Poolhouse The Dishes Are Dub Edit)
that dog. - Never Say Never
The Village People - Sex Over the Phone
Eartha Kitt - Where Is My Man
Bobby “O” Orlando - She Has A Way
Patrick Cowley feat Sylvester - Do You Wanna Funk?
Adrian Gurvitz - The Way That I Feel
Adrian Gurvitz - Drifting Star
