animus excito: a publisher’s note
who is dj poolhouse? what is backklash? the publisher provides some answers; and perhaps more questions
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A NOTE FROM THE FOUNDER, PUBLISHER of [HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH]
In the wake of our soft launch for dj poolhouse’s series of papers on the rocknroll conspiracy, we have received inquiries as to what the hell exactly this newsletter & its primary contributor are really all about. Below, our esteemed founder, editor, and publisher attempts to provide some clarity as to our mission, and why we have taken our magazine (historically a print-only publication) to the world wide web.
backklash magazine was contacted by dj poolhouse out of the blue in July of 2021.
He was calling from a payphone on the boardwalk in Ocean City, MD. “I’ve got a big story for you,” he said. “Send cash.”
“Who is this again?” I asked, a fruitless Google search for “DJ+POOLHOUSE” displayed on my desktop monitor.
While backklash is a very real magazine published in our so-called “reality,” dj poolhouse is not a familiar name to many readers. In fact, we had never heard of him ‘round these parts, and were quite shocked when he informed us he wrote a series of controversial pieces for us in 2006, of which I, your humble editor-in-chief, had no recollection. I called balderdash on this cantankerous upstart, but the man was persistent in his correspondence, and gradually won my respect and trust over time.
One balmy June morning almost a year later, June 2022, finally met dj poolhouse face to face. poolhouse is charming if not erratic fellow, who conducts some kind of strange electricity through his wild enthusiasm for the arcane and his far-out notions about the sub rosa system of planetary affairs. By the time we had met face to face, many of the incredible items he was reporting on to me privately had begun to bear out, and it was clear he was onto something big. In fact, as you will in forthcoming published articles in this space, that very office in Pacific Heights would later be firebombed just a few weeks ago—the same night as the infamous “break-in” at the Speaker’s residence nearby—so you know he was on to something HUGE!
I leafed through the pages of a copy of backklash issue #14, vol 4, dated Spring 2006. It was quite a surreal moment, as my recollection was that backklash, a DIY ‘zine of which I was the founder and publisher (in this timeline, at any rate), was on hiatus from 2005-2011. This was during a time I was fired by black ops PR firm I contracted with, was kicked out of the “conspiracy,” and targeted for harassment and gang stalking by the Bush II administration. dj poolhouse had been insistent that we meet, that I hear out his story and see the evidence.
As I flipped through the black & white pages, with its classic DIY slapdash collage aesthetic and overly verbose articles written in our distinct authorial tone, I had trouble believing this was NOT a legitimate artifact. dj poolhouse had the cover story. it was an exposé titled “Pentagon Rock - A Compendium of Curious US Military Involvements in Popular Music, 1955-2005” The cover, served in backklash’s signature collage style, featured Pantera’s assassinated guitarist Dimebag Daryl with a cross-hair target over his face. He’s waving a middle finger, standing between an image of the flaming WTC Towers, which were styled to resemble The Tower as depicted in the Waite tarot deck. In the lower left corner, we find an image of Paris Hilton faceshopped onto Michael Jackson’s body, disco dancing with Osamba Bin Laden and Liza Minelli, dancing behind them is a pack of Hasidic boys celebrating someone’s Bar Mitzvah with Jay-Z, all of them doing the Hova sign. Opposite this, the infamous Abu Ghraib ‘pyramid’ image with an illumined eye is blazed above the tip. Above all this the banner, an image of a jet with a Pepsi logo is seen dropping bombs (depicted as ‘PARENTAL ADVISORY’ stickers). It was an astonishing collage, however the copy poolhouse provided was tragically lost in the aforementioned firebombing of our Pacific Heights office.
so, who is dj poolhouse? what is his deal? here is what I have been able to personally verify so far:
dj poolhouse is not from our timeline. this is why I have no recollection of meeting, let alone working with him. dj poolhouse is from from the timeline next door. I would rather not get into all the specifics here, but suffice to say that there are a million alternating timelines, parallel staging realities where various outcomes are playing out based on different inputs. All of those realities or timelines or dimension or whatever you want to call them are smooshed together, layered on top of each other within a giant pulsating light beam we call the local universe, which is actually just one of several interlocking lightbeams that comprise the Cosmos. It's really not that difficult of a concept to grasp, you’re not children. If you seriously consider what I am saying for just a few moments you will quickly realize that it makes perfect sense and must be perfectly true.
There is a great deal of overlap between our timeline / dimension / reality (I have begun to say “our universal instance”) and the one where dj poolhouse is from. Due to heightened entropic electromagnetism emanating thru our solar system (resulting from the impending Recycling of the Age), the barriers and distinctions between the different realities have begun to fray. dj poolhouse moves between worlds unconsciously, although he seems to have developed his abilities to will his way between them. poolhouse told me the only way to get to the bottom of what we are calling the rocknroll conspiracy, which itself is a microcosm of a grander plot called the Luciferian Resistance (a planetary microcosm of the Satanic Rebellion, which is the solar microcosm of the Saturnalian Agenda), is to observe the happenings between these worlds at a meta-analytical level.
The reader is probably best advised to approach what is published at this site as works of fiction, however the collective corpus of works is every bit a historical drama, a metaphysical treatise, and a cosmic instruction manual all in one! while dj poolhouse tries to keep his broad inter-dimensional audience in mind in his writing, there may be some unfamiliar names or discrepancies with how you recall real world events. try to keep up, or just pretend these are the ravings of a madman if you must. none of the differences between the various reality layers really matters, because CERN is going to atomize all of the multi-dimensional timelines with their gateway if we don’t stop those freaks. and stopping those freaks is exactly what we intend to do with these published writings.
dj poolhouse will tell you that great swaths of his prolific output weren’t written but received, with help from some vague collaborators. I’ll let the reader to decide what to make of all that. In his own words, when describing the process for creating his unpublished manuscript which I have had the pleasure of reviewing and am working to get published: “it’s not a book, man. It’s a cosmic radio frequency, and I’m tuning through the stations, randomly but with some intention, and I’m writing down everything I can. By the way, it would be nice if you guys hired someone to transcribe what I say.”’ When I explained there was software that could do automatically transcribe his dictation, he spit on the floor and swore. “AI is devil! AI is MOAB, AI is not nature! AI is not divine! AI is bastard son of Aphrodite. The Holy Ghost does not whisper through dark satanic mills such as these.”
dj poolhouse aims to induce in his audience a state of receptiveness to esoteric truths. The purpose of everything published to Here Comes the Backklash is to stimulate what is termed the Alterna Response in readers. Alterna (which of course we revealed in these pages to be the the secret, Principal Name of our planet, as it appears in the cosmic directory known as the Codex Galactica) is on a path toward planetary initiation. We will continue our campaign to raise vibrational frequency of the planet, producing the Alterna Response in as many souls as possible until we are tipped toward Planetary Vibrational Harmony--the moment when we can truly say Alterna Awakens--or at least, so dj poolhouse has told us.
the works on this site represent dj poolhouse’s effort to spark this cosmic awakening in readers, and we believe he will succeed marvelously. He’s already got me going down to the First Church of the Christ Spaceship twice weekly to listen to him preach! An incredible man.
But the words on the screen are just that: dead letters. It is the tremendous, primordial spirit of ALTERNA which animates every keystroke and pulsates from behind each electronic character—such is the nature of the true WORD! And it is this blessed substance which is represented by the WORD that we hope the intuitive reader will begin to sense and absorb, producing the Alterna Response etherically in the heart’s mind, which is the beginning of a most wonderful chain reaction indeed!
Your truly,
The Publisher of backklash magazine
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